We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize
