Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just tell him i said nine months
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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