Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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