lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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