pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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