I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I need water and some morals
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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