i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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