no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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