I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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