You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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