To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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