I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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