at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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