quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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