I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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