Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My dick has a subreddit
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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