He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
