i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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