Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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