You work out of a Hotel?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
