Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize