somebody snuck up and got me drunk
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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