You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Randomize
