I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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