Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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