Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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