I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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