It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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