What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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