She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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