If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize