Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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