i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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