you traded sex for a burrito?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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