im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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