Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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