I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
