just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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