I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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