I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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