I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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