she looked like the before picture.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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