I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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