Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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