She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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