is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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