8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Randomize
