kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I love having hate sex.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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