haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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