i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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