im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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