the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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