Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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